i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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