Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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