then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
