You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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