hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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