have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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