Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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