You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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