he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
All I want is dick and wine.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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