Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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