windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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