i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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