nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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