I look better un-naked...
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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