The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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