we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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