His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
where are you?
Hypothermia
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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