your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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