Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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