You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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