What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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