He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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