my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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