we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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