are you so shy because you have an std?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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