omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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