The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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