the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
why is half of my head shaved?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
