Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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