Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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