I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Randomize
