Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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