i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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