Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention