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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.

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  You might as well just give her the money now.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.

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• (+44): View more from England

  I just gift wrapped bread.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before

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• (607): View more from New York

  I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now

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  I see you're taking unemployment seriously.

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• (310): View more from California

  My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.

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• (707): View more from California

  I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?

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