Small penises have feelings too.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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