We should be called the Road Head Warriors
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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