I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
