We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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