onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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