Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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