IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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