You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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