okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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