You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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