dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
