your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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