walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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