i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I touched a dick in church today
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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