youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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