she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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