Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
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I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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