i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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