Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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