R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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