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I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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