what if every blade of grass was a penis?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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